Welcome! As I sit and try not to hack up a lung after a day spent in the cool and damp at the Chamber of Commerce golf outing pouring beer (we did still empty a keg -- you business golfers know how to drink) I am turning the Wench blog over for the first time...that's right I said it. I am allowing a guest post.
Bear in mind I will consider these on a case-by-case basis. But these guys were persistent, cool, and had a sense of humor When I wrote them back after they requested the guest spot and I said "well, even though I read this as "JackOff 9000" --- I sorta thought they meant my other blog but NO---
it's the "JackHAWK 9000"....the world's first (ish--I make no claims on researching this) sunglass beer bottle opener combo.
EDITORIAL NOTE: I have already smacked their adorable behinds over all the "big name beer" in the video. Get past that and watch. It's very amusing.
And now without Further Ado:
Bear in mind I will consider these on a case-by-case basis. But these guys were persistent, cool, and had a sense of humor When I wrote them back after they requested the guest spot and I said "well, even though I read this as "JackOff 9000" --- I sorta thought they meant my other blog but NO---
it's the "JackHAWK 9000"....the world's first (ish--I make no claims on researching this) sunglass beer bottle opener combo.
EDITORIAL NOTE: I have already smacked their adorable behinds over all the "big name beer" in the video. Get past that and watch. It's very amusing.
And now without Further Ado:
Skip Chapington, a humble, debonair, ascot-sporting gentleman, touts the JackHawk 9000s as the greatest invention in the past 100,000 years. Liquid Shades, the company behind the beer-opener sunglasses put together a 2 minute spot where Skip shows you the hilarious and practical ways in which you can use the JackHawk 9000s to improve every aspect of your life.
WATCH!
But do they work?
Well, considering that the arms are made out of titanium (the same material used in the world's fastest fighter jet, the SR-71 Blackbird) you can be pretty confident that they can handle a six-pack...and enemy fire. The company was launched by a team of twenty-somethings and you can help support them by visiting their Kickstarter Campaign where they're raising money to cover manufacturing costs. Cheers.
oh, wait, that's IT??? Boys...has no one told you that in certain areas of life, brevity is not the act of a real man?
anyways, I think this concept is killer and I may just throw a few of these in our merch store once it's up and running on line!
cheers (and pardon my cough)
Wench
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