New Name: Beer Khaleesi--OR Yes. I Said That

Greetings Khaleesi fans, friends, followers, sun-and-stars. and others.

This is the official Thursday post, brought to you by my current obsession with Game of Thrones.
I started reading it, couldn't keep up with the series and gave up. But DANG I LOVE IT!
Ok, ok, ok, hang on....right now I do think THIS guy will end up on the Iron Throne:

and not just because I luuuuuvs him so much.

And so because I've made no secret of my obsession I get a lot of links about it. 

A Political Primer:  http://www.thefrisky.com/2012-04-29/a-game-of-thrones-american-political-primer/

And this one comparing Mad Men (my 2nd fav show in the universe):

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/05/11/mad-men-game-of-thrones_n_1500186.html

PLUS:

http://www.thefrisky.com/tag/game-of-thrones/

This one, dear beloved truly did it for me: 

http://www.thefrisky.com/2012-05-16/12-words-and-phrases-from-game-of-thrones-that-need-to-be-part-of-your-vocabulary/?TrackID=ENR

Yeah so to paraphrase this glossary thing with a photo gallery and credit/kudos to THE FRISKY for the original post:

hot, but incestuous wanker

Phrase: “Blood of my blood”

Meaning: Basically, in-laws.

In a sentence: “We’re spending Thanksgiving with the blood of my blood. It should be fun, so long as Uncle Nick doesn’t get drunk again!”

nice guy. Dead.

Phrase: “Make water”

Meaning: To urinate.

In a sentence: “Ugh, I have to make water so badly. I shouldn’t have had so many Diet Cokes today.”

cute kid with potential. Crippled by the sister-loving wanker (see above)

Phrase: “Smallclothes”

Meaning: Underwear

In a sentence: “Hey baby … guess what? I’m not wearing any small clothes…”

ROB STARK IS MY SUN AND STARS. but unfortunately SOMEONE in my house has read ahead so I'm guessing. Dead.

Phrase: “Sun-and-stars”

Meaning: Soulmate

In a sentence: “Ryan Gosling is totally my sun-and-stars — if only he realized it!”

(insert: Sam Calgione here of course) 

Bitch on Wheels. Loves her brother. A lot. (see: incestuous wanker)

Phrase: “Mummer’s farce”

Meaning: A way to describe something as stupid. (A “mummer” is a clown.)

In a sentence: “Brittany’s bachelorette party is, like, a mummer’s farce! Nothing is going right, and she’s being a total bitch.”

Utterly Bad Guy. Not a single redeeming quality whatsoever. See: Train wreck.

Phrase: ”Garderobe”

Meaning: A medieval toilet

In a sentence: “Oof, I’ve got the runs. I’ll be in the garderobe if you need me.”

Yeah baby. I see me in this get up at Halloween. We bitches in charge rock.

Phrase: “Khaleesi”

Meaning: Queen (Dothraki); head bitch in charge.

In a sentence: “All of The Frisky’s posts are edited by Amelia, our Khaleesi.”

Guy with the BEST LINES in the book. Totally. Imp. Kicks Ass. (example of best lines: "The world truly would be a better place if men could simply f%$# themselves.: After being told to go and do so.) pure poetry.

Phrase: “Words are wind.”

Meaning: Another way of saying “actions speak stronger than words.”

In a sentence: “You say you love me, Todd, but words are wind. Prove it!”

Big fat disgusting king. Dead.

Phrase: “Like nipples on a breastplate.”

Meaning: Useless.

In a sentence: “Remember when shrugs were all the rage? Why? Those things were like nipples on a breastplate.”

Or: Hops in Bud Light? Nipples on a Breastplate

Greyjoy. Another wanker

Phrase/term: “Trencher”

Meaning: A long wooden bowl, shaped like a trench.

In a sentence: “Excuse me, waiter? I’d like my ceviche served in a trencher please, thank you.”

Another Stark girl. Betrothed to Utterly Bad Guy. She's doomed.

Phrase: “We do not sow.”

Meaning: A motto (used by the Greyjoys) — a play on the phrase “you reap what you sow” — which implies that the user only reaps.

In a sentence: “Jeff and Karl crashed the wedding, shouting “WE DO NOT SOW” before drinking all the booze and eating all the shrimp.”

Phrase: ”You know nothing, Jon Snow.”

Meaning: A way to describe someone who is ignorant about the way the real world works.

In a sentence: ”Brad thinks he found my clitoris, but, like, “You know nothing, Jon Snow,” amiright?”

Funny. Yeah.

Sorry, still staring at the Jon Snow torso. You know nothing about wearing shirts Jon Snow.

And so in keeping with this theme, I will be announcing the first BEER WITH THE BARD event in conjunction with the Michigan Shakespeare Festival!

From: Your Official Beer Khaleesi.