Oh Crap, Seriously?--OR Yay! Time for some Resolutions

In 2012 I resolve:

NOT to drink beer I don't like. I mean, you know, more than a sip to determine that it tastes like a**.


To quit whining so much about people who drink shitty beer.

NOT to let the green eyed monster grab hold of me so hard when I see all those damn comments all the "other Beer Bloggers" get on their posts.  Sheesh people, let's have a dialogue here. Or not.


To Walk my dogs more.  (They made me say this. They are sitting here staring at me right now. shhhhh)

NOT to lose the message. The Lager Revolution is upon us and you shall be hearing lots more about this in coming days.


To stop saying "that tastes like ass."  How would I know what ass tastes like? ick.

NOT to lose sight of the goal. We have some big ones, are doing some staff shuffling to meet them and will be out in the GRAND RAPIDS AREA VERY SOON!  Alert the media.


To read five books about beer. This year.  Leave your suggestions Down There in the "comments" section.


NOT to make excuses. For anything or anyone.

To haul my fat lazy ass to Bikram Yoga 3-4 times a week (see: "Not making excuses.")


NOT to get aggravated when people say "Gosh you were hard to find back here!" (Duh, the place is bloody well full.  I'm good. But Gosh I'm glad you were sharp enough to read the GIANT LETTERS AND SEE THE HUGE EFFING MURAL and find me...")

Finally, in 2012 I resolve to:

* sell 1200 barrels of beer
* open a function room
* buy more fermentation vessels
* get a mill room built
* send out more press releases
* post more on facebook




* add the word "Amber" to "Premium" and "Dark" (think hard, you'll get this one)
*get more involved in the Brewer's Guild (they might make a "wench" position and NO I don't mean one that's me on top)

THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU to all y'all who made 2011 so flipping amazing for us at the Wolverine State Brewing Co.

We are gonna knock your collective sox off in 2012.
Join the Lager Revolution!
Love
 Wench